Dear Panera Bread,
Unless you follow my Twitter, you may not be aware of the bitterness I held toward you for approximately two hours this evening. I came upon your location in Kettering with high hopes of dunking one of your delicious Nutty Chocolate Chipper Cookies in your savory unlimited refill coffee. To my dismay, as I came upon your vast array of bakery delights I saw no cookies. None! Except some kind that looked healthy and scared me away. So I tweeted how you, Panera Bread, failed. Failed. Failed. Failed. I sat in your store wondering why of all the Paneras in the world, I ended up in one without the cookies I wanted. You somehow must have figured out that I was disappointed, because as I left, one of your employees offered me a free loaf of cinnamon raisin bread. That is so nice! Thank you, Panera Bread! I apologize for my bitter feelings toward you. They were not necessary. You are awesome and I will continue to spend way too much money eating your glorious cuisine.
Sincerely,
Jennifer
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