You smelled like an Abercrombie & Fitch store when you approached me. Undoubtedly you were hoping that would cover your true odor, but a masked odor is just as bad as a nasty odor. I just wanted to thank you, though, because you taught me that a woman truly can size up a man in five seconds. Perhaps it is not fair to you, but I was not interested in you from the start. However, your interest in me was evident as I kept my back to you, yet you still found it necessary to strike up a conversation. Perhaps you are unable to read non-verbal cues. No biggie, I will give you a verbal clue. Remember when I got up from the table and I said, "It was nice to meet you?" Then remember how you said, "Well, I didn't even really meet you. What's your name?" Yeah, if you didn't even get my name, I'm probably not that into you.
Anyways, take care and good luck on the next new young lady you meet. Lighten up on the aftershave and next time, ask for the girl's name before she gets up to leave you.
Jen
2 comments:
What does an abercrombie and fitch store smell like? I haven't been in one before, do they smell different than a regular store?
Yes Hoodie, they smell different than a regular store. Haha. All you have to do is walk by one and you're hit with their cologne/perfumes that they constantly spray on the clothing. I'd say we can go to the mall and I'd prove it to you, but it's not worth it. Ha.
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